How do you write poetry?

[billy]

i find a good wank puts me in the zone. it's a bit like one hand slapping but with yer cock.
on a more silly note. i write when i get the urge. unlike most poets i carry no pencil and pad i often think of fantastic lines of poetry and forget the bastards before i want to write something. the tranquility of memory fails me though i do have a vivid imagination. [as long as it involves a wank]

i'd like to be like todd and leanne and give myself permission to write crap. sadly i have no choice,; i tell myself i have permission to write a great or good poem and my brain says [ "fuck off you wanker you can't even write good crap yet"] i have to be near the pc when i think of of something or else it's a bubble on life's river.