Xmas Riddles, Jokes, Poems, Comments, etc.

[Leanne]

The Elves,they were in such a state.
"Christmas Eve and Santa is late?!"
"He's been drinking again!"
Rudolf said with disdain.
"I told him the children won't wait."

Santa burst in and said "Just relax!
When my arse hits that sled we're on track.
Don't worry because,
Well...just ask Missus Claus.
How fast I can empty my sack."