Xmas Riddles, Jokes, Poems, Comments, etc.

[rayheinrich]

You come to a four way intersection and there is a postman, Santa Claus , the Easter bunny, and an honest politician - who has the right of way?

The postman, as the rest don't exist in real life and are just hallucinations caused by the stress of trying to write villanelles.
Heads up: This is your brain on poetry; stop shirking and get a job.