12-08-2015, 06:23 AM
"Poets must rebel against such tyranny! Let us feed "complex" poems through this moronic calculator until it explodes and spews its contents back on its anally retentive overlords and forces them to drown in metaphor."
That reminds me of a poem I rote.
dale
1st Christmas joke of the season (it has to be done.
It was the night of the birth of the Saviour (sorry, spell check made me capitalize that), in fact he had been born. enter the three wise men into said stable.
The first of the three wise men enters (I think it was Balthazar, but it could have been Melchior). As he steps into the the stable with his golden slipper on, he puts his foot right down in a big wet cow pie.
"Jesus Christ," he exclaims!"
Mary turns to Joseph and says,
"See, I told you that was a better name than Irving!"
I can't take credit, however my editing makes it much funnier.
dale
That reminds me of a poem I rote.
dale
1st Christmas joke of the season (it has to be done.
It was the night of the birth of the Saviour (sorry, spell check made me capitalize that), in fact he had been born. enter the three wise men into said stable.
The first of the three wise men enters (I think it was Balthazar, but it could have been Melchior). As he steps into the the stable with his golden slipper on, he puts his foot right down in a big wet cow pie.
"Jesus Christ," he exclaims!"
Mary turns to Joseph and says,
"See, I told you that was a better name than Irving!"
I can't take credit, however my editing makes it much funnier.
dale
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.