Sign Off

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I authorize God to immediately
charge my credit card the total
amount owed. I authorize God to
charge my credit card an amount that
reflects my average lifetime
usage. I understand and agree
that such charges will continue
until my account is
terminated or I revoke this
authorization in blood.
Should I fail to return my life
or require a replacement,
I authorize God to charge my
credit card the appropriate amount incurred
under the terms of my agreement.

Where's the fine print that stipulates the interest
charged and the fee for late payments?

Read carefully, God's in the details.

Despite the rise of atheism, God is starting to generate a lot of interest...

Atheists seem to be more interested in God than most believers.
In my humble opinion, atheists and believers are pretty much
the same: They both pretend to know something they don't.
I believe in ice cream and kittens.

God wouldn't collect interest, would he?  I thought that was Satan's department.

That's awesome