Sign Off

[Wjames]

I authorize God to immediately
charge my credit card the total 
amount owed. I authorize God to 
charge my credit card an amount that 
reflects my average lifetime
usage. I understand and agree 
that such charges will continue
until my account is 
terminated or I revoke this 
authorization in blood. 
Should I fail to return my life 
or require a replacement,
I authorize God to charge my
credit card the appropriate amount incurred 
under the terms of my agreement.

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