09-01-2015, 06:25 PM
(08-03-2015, 01:47 AM)Turtle Wrote: Hello Everybody!
My name is Turtle and my hobbies include: saving the planet, becoming the strongest version of myself everyday, and stealing kittens from crazy cat ladies. Other than that, I enjoy writing poetry and telling lies. ><
I live in Montana and I'm an indigenous man of the Amskapi Pikunni. Writing is a beautiful way of expression. I'm here to share and be shared, and I look forward to getting to know people here.
I've succeeded (a few times) with stealing kittens from crazy cat people.
Though usually there's no stealing. They appear, dressed as angels, on some street,
or in the woods, or (usually) at my doorstep.
There's a virus on their teeth, their claws as well -- think vampires, zombies, werewolves.
It's fine as long as you avoid their scratches.
But you can't.
Welcome to crazy-catville.
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"Telling lies" is just another name for "writing"; you'll do fine.
(09-01-2015, 10:35 AM)Snowflake Wrote: Hello people, how's life?
Life's fine, life usually is; the problem is us.
PigPen is us.
Oh, wait, now it's you as well!
Welcome Snowflake, consider yourself part of the problem.
a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions