08-16-2015, 01:27 AM
HA! Good one Tigerlion-
I'm glad this is in MISC because I don't have any critiques to offer, only the sound of loose rocks knocking.
The last two lines are true scissors... uh... winners, I mean. Really though- funny as hell!
My question, though, is how rock-paper-scissors will work in the digital age: if "paper" becomes "glass", then "rocks" could be handy. Still, like you, I have always been a bigger fan of "scissors": something about having sharp objects around, I guess.
Also: great title!
Thanks!! Fun read!
... Mark
I'm glad this is in MISC because I don't have any critiques to offer, only the sound of loose rocks knocking.
The last two lines are true scissors... uh... winners, I mean. Really though- funny as hell!
My question, though, is how rock-paper-scissors will work in the digital age: if "paper" becomes "glass", then "rocks" could be handy. Still, like you, I have always been a bigger fan of "scissors": something about having sharp objects around, I guess.
Also: great title!
Thanks!! Fun read!
... Mark
(08-15-2015, 12:39 PM)Tiger the Lion Wrote: Relatives
Do not be fooled:
rock only beats scissors in context,
in children's games, in caves.
There are no rocks
in my kitchen drawer,
my toolbox, or my truck.
I'm sticking with scissors
'til the paper's all gone.

