Haibun for the Morning

[Magpie]

Over here in Texas, anyone who uses "bloody" IS a foreigner. The correct term is " fukin' ".
As in: "Fukin' furners cun't spel fur she'it.

I urge you to change your ways of spelling, I want you to include 'U'.

There surely can be no colour without 'u'. There surely can be no flavour, honour, or humour without 'u'. And what would rumour be without 'u'.

Is it to be 'our' or 'or'. 'Our' is inclusive and loving, whereas 'or' does have an air of indecision about it.

I'll leave the -ogue/-og dilemma, the -yse/-yze predicament and the 'grey' versus 'gray' catastrophe for another day