06-16-2015, 09:22 PM
I was trying iambic pentameter, pretty sure it's all wrong, but a fun attempt, nonetheless.
The sun shines bright upon my window sill,
A spider most pretentiously does crawl,
My mind now screams a spider I must kill!
I grab a nearby lamp intent to maul...
Regrettably my plan now goes astray,
The lamp cord lay in wait across the rug,
I thought I had the spider beat this day,
Piteously, I can only shout Damn Bug!!
The sun shines bright upon my window sill,
A spider most pretentiously does crawl,
My mind now screams a spider I must kill!
I grab a nearby lamp intent to maul...
Regrettably my plan now goes astray,
The lamp cord lay in wait across the rug,
I thought I had the spider beat this day,
Piteously, I can only shout Damn Bug!!
I relish writing bad poems, if it means someday I'll write a good one.