05-28-2015, 05:17 PM
1st edit , thanks to those who helped with feedback. completely changed the middle line of the 3rd verse.
Americee Nonsense
I know I'll never write Americee;
to use, to build a sort of Shakespeare dish
I'd rather not a Yankee Speller be.
Their silly bastard words don't work for me
nor syntax in a modern way; 'tis pish.
I said I'd never write Americee.
With ink and quill to pen, it's plain to see
your words don't work the way you wish
but what the fuck's a Yankee spelling bee?
A lean-to with a roof is not a lee,
an elevator's lift in Ing-earl-ish
I know, I'll never write Americee.
To call 'the sidewalk' path, I do decree,
caused me to drop a scone that looked delish
I will not touch a Yank's spell-checking knee.
A steer's a cow; and keep your KFC,
and shove the quarter pounder up yer gish.
I'd rather leave the Yankee spelling be.
I will not ever write Americee.
Americee Nonsense
I know I'll never write Americee;
to use, to build a sort of Shakespeare dish
I'd rather not a Yankee Speller be.
Their silly bastard words don't work for me
nor syntax in a modern way; 'tis pish.
I said I'd never write Americee.
With ink and quill to pen, it's plain to see
your words don't work the way you wish
but what the fuck's a Yankee spelling bee?
A lean-to with a roof is not a lee,
an elevator's lift in Ing-earl-ish
I know, I'll never write Americee.
To call 'the sidewalk' path, I do decree,
caused me to drop a scone that looked delish
I will not touch a Yank's spell-checking knee.
A steer's a cow; and keep your KFC,
and shove the quarter pounder up yer gish.
I'd rather leave the Yankee spelling be.
I will not ever write Americee.
Quote:one small edit but it waa a big mistake so i'll mention it, kilt/] has been changed to gish, aka fanny [english one]
Americee Nonsense
original
I know I'll never write Americee;
to use, to build a sort of Shakespeare dish
I'd rather not a Yankee Speller be.
Their silly bastard words don't work for me
nor syntax in a modern way; 'tis pish.
I said I'd never write Americee.
With ink and quill to pen, it's plain to see
my words do swim like water is to fish
but what the fuck's a Yankee spelling bee.
A lean-to with a roof is not a lee,
an elevator's lift in Ing-earl-ish
I know, I'll never write Americee.
To call 'the sidewalk' path I do decree,
caused me to drop my scone , it looked delish
I will not touch a Yank's Spell-checking knee.
A steer's a cow; and keep your KFC,
and shove the quarter pounder up yer gish.
I'd rather leave the Yankee Spelling be.
I will not ever write Americee.