Americee Nonsense

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I've always heard pish used as pee, as in Gotta go pish or She pished her pants. It worked fine for me, although my americee spellcheck says it's not a word.

That's what the "Urban Dictionary" has it as. Some dictionaries have got it as a normal word "Dictionary.com" and others don't, and they all seem to differ on pronunciation. It's probably more to do with the fact that I've got a day off work and instead of doing normal stuff I'm trawling through onomatopoeic dictionaries. It kind of made sense to say something at one point, but now I really wished I hadn't   oooppsss. Sorry for the confusion.

Mark pish

No more confusion than any other thread where a word slides around the world, a perfect fit for the subject of this poem, IMO.