04-24-2015, 12:47 PM
(04-24-2015, 05:06 AM)GOTNW Wrote: Hello there! I was bored and thought about expressing myself and writing poems was the best thing I thought up. I am a total amateur and not very good at it so........please teach me Master Splinter? I'll adhere to the rules and won't be a dick!
Since the person who founded this pen of pigs doesn't adhere to the rules (actually the old rules
as each time he breaks one he amends it so he didn't) and is, sometimes, a flaming dick (damn, that hurts
just typing it), you'll fit in just fine. Most of the writers here are NOT amateurs and not very good at it as
well. So you already meet one of the essential requirements for being a PigPenner; if you stay here long
enough, you'll acquire the other.
Welcome.
As sincere as ever,
ray
P.S. The very mention of the Master Splinter (damn!) subtracts 5 merit points from you PigScore;
try not to do it again, they're watching.
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