NaPM 2015

[Todd]

A welcome diversion from these constant thoughts of death.
(Well, at least half the poems anyway...  fucking morbid poets.)

I prefer bombardier!  But hey, fucking morbid poets sounds fun too.

It's probably a mistake to fuck any poet. She/he will be
so busy formulating the poem about it, they forget to participate
in the goings on. I've heard the phrase "Like fucking a stump."
(But never to my face.)

So while fucking morbid poets isn't necrophilia, it comes close.

And oh, yeah, back to the meta-topic: What a wonderful collection
of poems this time; we really are a superior group of poets. Maybe
we should breed and create a master poet race or, at least,
sea urchin sushi that isn't revolting.

I just hope I write 30 things, and if 3 of them become a poem I like, awesome. I'm afraid of what a master poet race would look like because it certainly wouldn't have my genetic material. Mercedes was a little too quick on today's prompt. I should have asked for a penis as well--who knew we were responsible for creating a master race--talk about performance anxiety.