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[rayheinrich]

Welcome to all the newbies I've missed.  I have your shackles ready, meet me by the jacuzzi.

Blatant prejudice! Many of us oldies deserve the same treatment.
While I remember that you like the red shackles (the ones with the sharp blue sequins),
this jacuzzi is quite newbie. So, yes, maybe you're right. - ray

Yes, the jacuzzi is too blase for you...you deserve the dungeon where the skeletons are kept.
Don't tell anyone, meet me at 8:00---Bring the yak, I'll get the glue gun.

That damn blase is too yakuza for comfort. Don't you remember the yak hates the
dungeon and ends up explosively yak-pooing everywhere? Oh, right, of course you don't; those
drugs you gulp (cheap pharmaceuticals, mostly counterfeit) leave you drooling and blubbering
about Donny & Marie, and what's left of your previously tiny brain forgets even yak poo.

Bring the Australian ewe, she's pretty much been bred and trained for it.
See ewe there, 6 am; best to get an early start, lot to do.

As sincere as ever,

ray

And oh, yes, this isn't off topic as I'm extending a bounteous welcome and a
very special invitation to all you new members to join bena and I in PigPen's
primordial festivals. There's much to learn!