04-12-2015, 12:07 PM
Although this is an ancient story, probably heard by all,
it is still an excellent story to tell of the communications
between what humans call wild animals. (Updated for modern readers)
This is that story.
One day a squirrel comes biddly-boppin down the trail
and coming over a rise, what he sees is an elephant
stuck in the mud; apparently helpless to get out.
Now as we shall see, animals are very polite
when they converse with other animals.
Squirrel: Good day Mr. Elephant.
Elephant: Good day Mr. Squirrel.
S: How are you doing today Mr. Elephant?
E: Well not too good, you see I am stuck in this mud hole.
S: I see. Well would you like some help getting out?
E: Why yes I would, thank you very much.
S: Wait right here, I shall return shortly.
Mr. Elephant said this to be polite, as he thought there was no possible way that Mr. Squirrel could help him get free from this mud hole. However he was quickly surprised.)
Mr. Elephant heard, then saw a car come over the rise with Mr. Squirrel driving. When it got closer he could tell it was a Mercedes Benz. Mr. Elephant was greatly impressed.
The car stopped a few yards from the mud hole, Mr. Squirrel got out, popped the trunk and got out a rope. He attached one end to his bumper and threw the other end to Mr. Elephant saying,
S: If you will Mr. Elephant, please grab hold of that rope and I will pull you out of the mud hole.
Mr. Elephant did as instructed and was shortly pulled out of the mud hole, finding himself free and standing on dry dirt.
E: Mr. Squirrel, I am so very grateful for you getting me out of that mud hole, who knows how long I might have been there if you had not rescued me. I owe you a tremendous favor.
S: Think nothing of it Mr. Elephant. See you around.
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A few weeks later Mr. Elephant is walking down the same path and when he tops the rise and what do you think he sees? That's right, Mr. Squirrel stuck in the same mud hole.
E: Good day Mr. Squirrel.
S: Good day Mr. Elephant.
E. How are you doing today Mr. Squirrel?
S: Not to well, you see I am stuck in this mud hole.
E: Would you like some help getting out Mr. Squirrel?
S: Why yes I would Mr. Elephant, thank you very much.
So Mr. Elephant grabs his penis and throws it towards Mr. Squirrel and says.
E: Mr. Squirrel, if you would, grab a hold of that and I will pull you free of the mud hole.
And in two instances Mr. Squirrel finds himself free of the mud hole. And this is how Animals talk to each other in the wild…What? Oh, Mr. Elephant says that there is a moral to this story and would like to tell it to you. OK Mr. Elephant, the stage is yours.
Elephant: ...and the moral of the story is, if your dick's big enough you don't need a Mercedes.
The End
it is still an excellent story to tell of the communications
between what humans call wild animals. (Updated for modern readers)
This is that story.
One day a squirrel comes biddly-boppin down the trail
and coming over a rise, what he sees is an elephant
stuck in the mud; apparently helpless to get out.
Now as we shall see, animals are very polite
when they converse with other animals.
Squirrel: Good day Mr. Elephant.
Elephant: Good day Mr. Squirrel.
S: How are you doing today Mr. Elephant?
E: Well not too good, you see I am stuck in this mud hole.
S: I see. Well would you like some help getting out?
E: Why yes I would, thank you very much.
S: Wait right here, I shall return shortly.
Mr. Elephant said this to be polite, as he thought there was no possible way that Mr. Squirrel could help him get free from this mud hole. However he was quickly surprised.)
Mr. Elephant heard, then saw a car come over the rise with Mr. Squirrel driving. When it got closer he could tell it was a Mercedes Benz. Mr. Elephant was greatly impressed.
The car stopped a few yards from the mud hole, Mr. Squirrel got out, popped the trunk and got out a rope. He attached one end to his bumper and threw the other end to Mr. Elephant saying,
S: If you will Mr. Elephant, please grab hold of that rope and I will pull you out of the mud hole.
Mr. Elephant did as instructed and was shortly pulled out of the mud hole, finding himself free and standing on dry dirt.
E: Mr. Squirrel, I am so very grateful for you getting me out of that mud hole, who knows how long I might have been there if you had not rescued me. I owe you a tremendous favor.
S: Think nothing of it Mr. Elephant. See you around.
___________________________________________________________________
A few weeks later Mr. Elephant is walking down the same path and when he tops the rise and what do you think he sees? That's right, Mr. Squirrel stuck in the same mud hole.
E: Good day Mr. Squirrel.
S: Good day Mr. Elephant.
E. How are you doing today Mr. Squirrel?
S: Not to well, you see I am stuck in this mud hole.
E: Would you like some help getting out Mr. Squirrel?
S: Why yes I would Mr. Elephant, thank you very much.
So Mr. Elephant grabs his penis and throws it towards Mr. Squirrel and says.
E: Mr. Squirrel, if you would, grab a hold of that and I will pull you free of the mud hole.
And in two instances Mr. Squirrel finds himself free of the mud hole. And this is how Animals talk to each other in the wild…What? Oh, Mr. Elephant says that there is a moral to this story and would like to tell it to you. OK Mr. Elephant, the stage is yours.
Elephant: ...and the moral of the story is, if your dick's big enough you don't need a Mercedes.
The End
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.