04-11-2015, 02:02 PM
Just because we work together doesn't mean I like you
Shawn Sheep:
You're nothing but a bludger mate!
Riding on my back like King Farouk -
why don't you use your wings?
Or are you too fat to fly?
Willy Wagtail:
Mate, I'm doing you a favour!
I catch the bugs you startle
as you're grazing. Ever listened
to yourself eat? It's not pretty.
Shawn:
Then you hop back onto my rump.
I'm starting to feel lop-sided
because you're there all the time.
What did you do before sheep?
Willy:
Before you woolies arrived
my people shared a strong bond
with macropods. There's a portrait
in a cave, carved 10,000 years ago.
Shawn:
Why did you desert them? Don't see you
on a roo very often.
Willy:
I'm getting old, mate. You're a softer ride
and you stink, so there's always more flies.
Shawn Sheep:
You're nothing but a bludger mate!
Riding on my back like King Farouk -
why don't you use your wings?
Or are you too fat to fly?
Willy Wagtail:
Mate, I'm doing you a favour!
I catch the bugs you startle
as you're grazing. Ever listened
to yourself eat? It's not pretty.
Shawn:
Then you hop back onto my rump.
I'm starting to feel lop-sided
because you're there all the time.
What did you do before sheep?
Willy:
Before you woolies arrived
my people shared a strong bond
with macropods. There's a portrait
in a cave, carved 10,000 years ago.
Shawn:
Why did you desert them? Don't see you
on a roo very often.
Willy:
I'm getting old, mate. You're a softer ride
and you stink, so there's always more flies.