04-08-2015, 12:26 PM
Elephant Seal Proboscis
I was born with a modest nose.
They say size doesn’t matter.
It’s more about the way you smell
or your gift for idle chatter.
These bullies honk their horns all day
and make their sandy beds
by snorting threats at smaller boys
too wise to lose their heads.
But the fact is that I might have too
( a hard one to remember)
to screw with a harem of thirty-two
on a Baja beach in December.
I was born with a modest nose.
They say size doesn’t matter.
It’s more about the way you smell
or your gift for idle chatter.
These bullies honk their horns all day
and make their sandy beds
by snorting threats at smaller boys
too wise to lose their heads.
But the fact is that I might have too
( a hard one to remember)
to screw with a harem of thirty-two
on a Baja beach in December.