NaPM April 5 2015

[Tiger the Lion]

april 5th nampa month.

where did the old woman's kids come from?

there was an old bastard
who lived in a sock
and spent most of his time
a rockin' his cock
he said "where's my condom
I have to go out
to bang an old woman
that smells like a trout

lol!!  

And where can any of us possibly go from here?
billy! billy! billy!
We who are about to die salute you!

There were ten in the bed 
when the little one said,
"Billy, put the fucking camera down."

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Uninspired

 
All around the fiery bush
Dawkins threw the diesel,
at first we hear a horrible hush,
then Pop! goes the weasel.
 
Hawking found a spool of string
and Hitchens thread the needle,
but camels never learn to sing
Pop! goes the weasel.
 
I am just the proverbial runt,
but please don’t feed me treacle
when Nietzsche takes a kick to the Kant,
Pop! goes the weasel.


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