03-17-2015, 12:15 PM
Eve's Droppings
This is before Abel's pal, Jones, said, "duck,"
and before Cain's friend, Jones, said, "anything but schist."
It's way way way way way before the rain,
but it's after we didn't know that we didn't exist.
This was after Adam went morose
and kept on asking if I'd like it if God stole my elbow,
after I heard God say to the snake, "I doubt it to the tune
of twenty smackers." It's after that fucking apple,
but before we had to move,
after we were naked, but
before we were nude,
that I sat, all scatterbrained,
looking into my diarrhea,
t h a t was when my shit started stinking,
when I happened to overhear
to Adam God say,
"Hey, who took my . . . "
--this was originally titled "Why Sh*t Stinks," but I liked the other better. I'd welcome any thoughts on that
This is before Abel's pal, Jones, said, "duck,"
and before Cain's friend, Jones, said, "anything but schist."
It's way way way way way before the rain,
but it's after we didn't know that we didn't exist.
This was after Adam went morose
and kept on asking if I'd like it if God stole my elbow,
after I heard God say to the snake, "I doubt it to the tune
of twenty smackers." It's after that fucking apple,
but before we had to move,
after we were naked, but
before we were nude,
that I sat, all scatterbrained,
looking into my diarrhea,
t h a t was when my shit started stinking,
when I happened to overhear
to Adam God say,
"Hey, who took my . . . "
--this was originally titled "Why Sh*t Stinks," but I liked the other better. I'd welcome any thoughts on that
A yak is normal.