03-12-2015, 02:54 PM
A Modest Proposal
My Lady:
If I on penitent knee should bend
(My visage long with sorrow)
Would then my Lady condescend
To blow me in the ‘morrow?
Sir:
I find myself not so inclined
Toward your mooted notion;
I regret the morning will not find
My head bowed in devotion.
My Lady:
Fortunate he, who has no qualms
With solitary aberration;
But rather celebrates the charms
Of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Moved from Serious to Discussion at the op's request. /mod
My Lady:
If I on penitent knee should bend
(My visage long with sorrow)
Would then my Lady condescend
To blow me in the ‘morrow?
Sir:
I find myself not so inclined
Toward your mooted notion;
I regret the morning will not find
My head bowed in devotion.
My Lady:
Fortunate he, who has no qualms
With solitary aberration;
But rather celebrates the charms
Of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Moved from Serious to Discussion at the op's request. /mod