< i tried to delete this but the gods stopped me >

[rayheinrich]

I wish the gods would stop me from posting certain things.  Where do I sign up for that?

That might be a good service to have available, its "goodness", however,
would be heavily dependent on the specific god, i.e. you'd not only
have to find one of a zillion lists, you'd need to find a personality profile
on the specific god in question. Personally, I'd stick to Greek gods as their
exists extensive free information about them (though often contradictory)
available on the web. Also Leanne (if not in a crabby mood or busy tearing
candy wrappers) might help.

As for now (as I've so thoroughly blabbered about), the only service that
seems to be available is one that sometimes, and quite arbitrarily, will
prevent you from deleting. BUT, that's fucking gods for you!

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chris wrote:

"i've maimed several people with my camel toes. haven't killed anyone as of yet...and i only once, ONCE, destroyed a toilet."

I'm assuming you also did that with your camel toe, as a camel toe can destroy so many things    

There's always a literalist in the crowd willing to construe perfectly good misconstrutions.