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[billy]

i've been inhabited by a horn of africa, but never a central asian mmm

P.S. If you let a camel put her nose under your hump, it's not just your tent that will need spanking. - One Thousand and One Nights

how very dare you, sir. 
i would hump you but that'd only leave me with my spare. 

FYTMI:
A camel is an even-toed ungulate within the genus Camelus,
bearing distinctive fatty deposits known as "humps" on its back.
The two surviving species of camel are the dromedary,
or one-humped camel which inhabits the Middle East and
the Horn of Africa; and the bactrian, or two-humped camel,
which inhabits Central Asia.

The largest population of feral camels is in Australia.
They are descended from those introduced as a method of
transport in the 19th and early 20th centuries. There are
around 700,000 of them in central parts of Australia.
Invading feral camels searching for water destroy taps,
pumps and even toilets.