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[rayheinrich]

Love this, shit does stick to the sole.

A bit of an aside: I've lived with and walked dogs for up to and until 15 years
after this was written. It's been so long that whenever I'm looking to buy a shoe,
I look at the sole to see how fissured it is. Cleaning shit out of those cutely waved,
warped, intricately indented designs is arduous, painstaking, painful, shitty work
(I have a cut-off plastic milk bottle filled with the tools of my unwanted trade which
includes old toothbrushes, various sizes of paperclips, Popcicle sticks broken to
various widths, and tiny brass and stainless steal wire brushes.)

If by any chance you were inspired by a thread on this site, there were some peeps accumulating four or five juicy critiques then deleting the thread rather than respond or edit.

Spineless scum! Each of my twelve fully separate and sentient entities spits a spit
of cursed viper venom at them three (maybe four) times.

Some even re-posted in a different forum as if the result would change.

Pitiful, fungus-like, pieces of failed shit!!

If you need a new thread deleted before it has replies just ask.
Too late for this one though, you made something good of it.

A mercilessly callus display of your power over my abject
self followed by a condescending compliment...

I LIVE for such as this!! I will obey my master!
(Use the red leather belt, the one with the sharp sequins, I beg of you.)