02-16-2015, 02:24 PM
Pshaw, there are no "Eight-Headed Giant Serpent," there are only six headed giant serpents as the eight headed variety six months ago. They developed the "serpent head exploding virus" which only affects "Eight-Headed Giant Serpent." The species died out because of this virus. while the virus did not kill the serpent, it would cause two of the serpent's heads to explode at random time intervals between 10 and 20 minutes. As the serpent was always in crisis because at best their heads had grown back only ten minutes before the next two heads exploded. As the serpents were too distracted to mate, when the last of the 8 headed ones had died off, there were no young serpents to replace them, thus the 8 headed serpents went extinct. As this was written in the the book of real mythical creatures which is the ultimate authority on any mythological (real or imaginary) or magical creatures. The article that described the extinction was rigorously peer reviewed by top men in the field. Most them had to get out of the field as it had rained and turned the ground into muddy waters. As such strenuous measures were used to vet the paper, we cannot doubt factual of this papers veracity. The CEO of MMC (mythical magical creatures) aka, Jim god, has ruled that in reverence of such noble creatures no one shall use the name as a title of any form of writing, but doubly so for all forms of poetry: no exceptions!
So the use of " Eight-Headed Giant Serpent's Counterattack" is verboten and any thought of using such should be dropped immediately or face the wrath of Jim god and his elite fighting group, the hillbilly hooligans. Do not raise the ire of Jim god, or he will done stomp on you.
Therefore please consider my alternative suggestion as it will give you access to a wider portion of Americans as hillbilly's no longer hold a mythical place in the hearts of toast most all peoples.
Sincerely,
Edward B. Knottingbeef, esquire OBE OBBB (Officer of beatles*, bugs and bad breath) .
* This honor will be withdrawn in the next half century as it is estimated that all beatles (even Paul) will have gone extinct. Supplementary of addendum # 131 of the unabridged OED.
So the use of " Eight-Headed Giant Serpent's Counterattack" is verboten and any thought of using such should be dropped immediately or face the wrath of Jim god and his elite fighting group, the hillbilly hooligans. Do not raise the ire of Jim god, or he will done stomp on you.
Therefore please consider my alternative suggestion as it will give you access to a wider portion of Americans as hillbilly's no longer hold a mythical place in the hearts of toast most all peoples.
Sincerely,
Edward B. Knottingbeef, esquire OBE OBBB (Officer of beatles*, bugs and bad breath) .
* This honor will be withdrawn in the next half century as it is estimated that all beatles (even Paul) will have gone extinct. Supplementary of addendum # 131 of the unabridged OED.
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.