What's black and white and red all over?

[Brownlie]

Newspaper, i looked it up because i suck at riddles.

Here's the problem:
While it works verbally because 'red' and 'read' sound the same,
when it is put down in black and white it reads 'read' which is
not the same as 'red'.

And since we exist here in fantasy letter-land, I'm not sure
it qualifies. But, as always, this is just my current opinion
and I'm willing to be swayed figurty and/or letterily.

As sincere as ever,
Ray

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A nun run down on a zebra crossing.

I, personally, have always used babies as they're easier to hold down.

 Rabble Rousin' are ye, dag nabit.