Royal Institute Christmas Lecture. Quandrum Physucks

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I hope your speaker from the Cologne district in Germany as that is the only accent that is close to this. Owh et hurz me erz zo!
Of course his thesis that we are not here is unsubstantiated, but how else could it be?
Happy Nudes Year
dale dah debauched!

Sure ting, Dale. I only do Colognese...most of my German colleagues, though, are from the Rhine Palatinate...Kirkel, Speyer...and they ALL talk like this! Einstein started it.
But of course, a special Happy New Year to you...if a penis is what you would wish for!
Best,
Tom