Vape – word of the Year

[Brownlie]

Vape – word of the Year
 
Do you Vape? I bet you do.
Vaping would be so good
for a person just like you.
It would kill, kill you fast.
Then I’d never worry
cause I’d never see your ass.
So go on Vape, Vape it babe,
have your fun in the sun
while I sit here in your shade.
Vape it hard, until you die
just like smoke I’ll watch your soul
swirl up to the sky. Yeah Vape.
Everybody-doing-it. Yeah Vape.
Everybody-doing-it. Yeah Vape.
Wooooooooo—
 
 
–Erthona
 
word of the year
 
©2014 

Ya I'm not sure how safe these are. To be pessimistic about this I think the right word to add here may be cloying. However, it may be better than smoking and they smell good at least.