11-17-2014, 05:49 AM
"I think I'd like to become President of the Universe, and you can be my Vice President."
"Sure, that's fine, I'm not super happy about being in the spotlight all the time anyway. I can just work away behind the scenes and if anything happens to you, I'll step in then."
"What do you mean, if anything happens to me? What are you plotting? I'm the brains and you're the muscle, remember?"
"Sure, big guy, I didn't mean anything. I just don't want the universe to go to pieces if you get diarrhoea or something."
"Did you do something to my rutabagas? Lucifer, come and taste this for me!"
"It's fine, sir, you mustn't be so paranoid. Michael is only trying to help."
"Oh. Of course. I know you'd never lie to me, Lucy. You're my best pal."
"Harrumph. About that..."
"Oh, fuck off Michael, you're not getting my job. Go play with your sword -- we won't need it anyway. I'm in control, so there'll be eternal peace..."
"Sure, that's fine, I'm not super happy about being in the spotlight all the time anyway. I can just work away behind the scenes and if anything happens to you, I'll step in then."
"What do you mean, if anything happens to me? What are you plotting? I'm the brains and you're the muscle, remember?"
"Sure, big guy, I didn't mean anything. I just don't want the universe to go to pieces if you get diarrhoea or something."
"Did you do something to my rutabagas? Lucifer, come and taste this for me!"
"It's fine, sir, you mustn't be so paranoid. Michael is only trying to help."
"Oh. Of course. I know you'd never lie to me, Lucy. You're my best pal."
"Harrumph. About that..."
"Oh, fuck off Michael, you're not getting my job. Go play with your sword -- we won't need it anyway. I'm in control, so there'll be eternal peace..."
It could be worse