Sinister Sinistral another word of the day poem

[Brownlie]

Brownlie wrote:"she had a plump meter tail, -- I don't get this line, but that could just be me."

I wouldn't blame yourself as it's nearly nonsensical, but here's a translation: She had a fat butt that was a meter across.
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Brownlie wrote: I once had a wife who was sinistral, -- The ways this begins it could end up as a limerick.

We aim to please.

I once had a wife who was sinistral,
she hung out, at the hide out of minstrels,
she had right bony legs,
but could still pop out eggs,
except when of course pre menstrual.

Dale

Well, you've tacked on a few more feet than I'm used to in a limerick, but the sound is good. I would expect dextral to be in there, but this is more on the side of an extra crass limerick. Still, minstrels did marry fifteen year old women and what not. Unless you were simply talking about PMS.