Pen Names - Fame is hard, pen names are easy.

[ChristopherSea]

I got my pen name (not the one I use on this site) the way my friends and I got our "famous author names" when we were kids - Your middle name becomes your first name, and the name of the street you grew up on becomes your last name. That makes me Jane Belvedere... which has rather a nice ring to it!

That's a bit like coming up with your 'Porn Star Name,' but your are supposed to take you pet's name as your first and your street as your last. One for me would be:

'Fuzzy Devonshire'