10-01-2014, 04:02 PM
South Park Current News
Cartmon: “Hey Kyle, why did George Clooney marry a Lesbian?”
Kyle: “That’s ridiculous, he did not.
Cartman: Did to, I looked it up in Wimpapedia. It says she is half British and half Lesbian”.
Cook’s Ghost: “Now children, that’s not right. She is not a Lesbian, she is Lebanese.”
Cartman: “Same thing isn’t it?”
Cook’s Ghost: “No, Lebanese are what people are called when they are from ‘Lebanon’, which is a country in the Middle East.”
Kyle: “Where is the Middle East?”
Cook’s Ghost: ”You know where all the terrorist are, and where they behead people on TV, and their woman have to wear a scarf covering up all their head except their eyes?”
Kyle and Cartman: “Yeah.”
Cook’s Ghost: “Well children, that’s the Middle East!”
Kyle and Cartman: ”Wow, cool.”
whoowl-zzzit-pop
“Way to go George Clooney!”
Cartman: “Look Kyle, it’s ‘Bill and Ted.”
Kyle and Cartman: “Hi Bill and Ted.”
Bill and Ted: "Hi Kyle and Cartman. Gotta run, Rufus is waiting for us in the future. Party on dudes!"
whoowl-zzzit-pop-zsiipu
–Erthona
©2014
Cartmon: “Hey Kyle, why did George Clooney marry a Lesbian?”
Kyle: “That’s ridiculous, he did not.
Cartman: Did to, I looked it up in Wimpapedia. It says she is half British and half Lesbian”.
Cook’s Ghost: “Now children, that’s not right. She is not a Lesbian, she is Lebanese.”
Cartman: “Same thing isn’t it?”
Cook’s Ghost: “No, Lebanese are what people are called when they are from ‘Lebanon’, which is a country in the Middle East.”
Kyle: “Where is the Middle East?”
Cook’s Ghost: ”You know where all the terrorist are, and where they behead people on TV, and their woman have to wear a scarf covering up all their head except their eyes?”
Kyle and Cartman: “Yeah.”
Cook’s Ghost: “Well children, that’s the Middle East!”
Kyle and Cartman: ”Wow, cool.”
whoowl-zzzit-pop
“Way to go George Clooney!”
Cartman: “Look Kyle, it’s ‘Bill and Ted.”
Kyle and Cartman: “Hi Bill and Ted.”
Bill and Ted: "Hi Kyle and Cartman. Gotta run, Rufus is waiting for us in the future. Party on dudes!"
whoowl-zzzit-pop-zsiipu
–Erthona
©2014
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The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.