thoughts on perfumed toilet paper

[Keith]

A billion dollar industry
collides with bathroom artistry,
the sole purpose designed to be
for wiping the outside of me.

But floral patterns aren’t legit--
this smelly business needs to quit.
No matter how often I sit
it’s always just the same old shit…

From the moment I read Legit I knew you would work it in or out so to speak....still made me laugh, you can't beat a bit of toilet humor. Best Keith

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Bought Sudoku toilet paper the other day... and all I could think of was the old joke about the constipated mathematician who needed a pencil to work it out.

What really freaks me out is when there are puppies and kittens on the toilet paper. They're not things you should wipe your arse with.

I had that toilet paper, it took me that long to complete a sheet that my legs when numb and I couldn't stand up.