Random "Pom" Thread

[QDeathstar]

Hmmm... How about a threat for poems that are definitely not worthy?


Ill start


Craigslist salesman

One quick offer, from a strange tosser,
a twink of a bloke, who promised a poke.
He caught me while cumming,
pointing a pistol while humming.

Sure as hell shot in the head.
Woke up cold - my kidneys cut and sold!
Ghostly I gravely gasped
as my iced organs passed.


I shoulda never replied to that craigslist ad!