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[rayheinrich]

You can use a picture of bilbo's vagina.

You can use a picture of bilbo's vagina.

It was hard to find a picture of it as it was blurred out or concealed
(for obvious reasons) in most every one I looked at. But after much
sleuthing, which involved the viewing of an untold number of other
celebrity vaginas (Paris Hilton's was as squalid a patch of goo as I'd
ever laid eyes on):

EUREKA! I had found Bilbo's vagina*.

Someone (either by mistake or in a fit of prurient fervor) had left
it intact. Since it's a bit hard to pick out in the webish picture,
I've included an enlarged view of the pertinent area as well.





*For all you anatomy Nazis out there (yet another form of grammar Nazi):

Yeah, sure, yada yada yada, what we're actually looking at are
Frodo's labia majora perched on either side of his pudendal cleft.
Upon entering said cleft (not unlike passing through the Doors of Durin)
his vagina (whose Tolkian metaphor is the great Dwarven city of Khazad-dûm)
beckons.

(And who amongst us; be we sinner or saint, genderly identified or
amorously indistinct, grammerrily correct or abstractedly poetific could
[shadows of doubt not excepted] resist?)