07-15-2014, 07:21 AM
Very good Leanne, great to see you found a new moows 
Auld Rab was on the barley wine
running naked to the sleeping kine
when he tripped upon a clump of grass
unconscious till the night had passed
he slept with dreams of lassies fair
with bouncing breasts and soft red hair
then woke pinned doon, "noo jist haud on!"
but Angus was ready to father a son.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out