A Tuneless Poem, or a Song-less Tune for a Rigadoon (Tom ed.)

[tectak]

A Tuneless Poem, or a Song-less Tune for a Rigadoon

Johnny Waltz did everything in three you see,
te-hee-hee, te-hee-hee, te-hee-hee,
and he would get down upon his knees,
in the sod, in the sod, in the sod,
te-hee-hee, te-hee-hee, te-hee-hee,
and pray to his three person, three person, three person God,
I, myself, and me, and me, I, myself, and me,
te-hee-hee, te-hee-hee, te-hee-hee.
Sang Johnny, Sang Johnny, Sang Johnny Waltz,
te-hee-hee, te-hee-hee, te-hee-hee!


–Erthona


©2014

Unless you gave gone completely mad I can only assume you are taking rustic French dance lessons...in which case:
Johnny Waltz faisaient trois que vous voyez, tout
te-hi-hi, hi-hi-te, te-hi-hi,
et il pourrait se mettre sur ses genoux,
dans le gazon, dans le gazon, dans le gazon,
te-Hi-Hi, HI-HI-te, te-Hi-Hi,
et prier à sa personne trois, trois personnes, trois personne de Dieu,
J'ai, moi-même et moi et moi, j'ai, moi-même et moi,
te-Hi-Hi, HI-HI-te, te-hee-hee.
Chanté Johnny, chantait Johnny, chantait Johnny Waltz,
te-Hi-Hi, HI-HI-te, te-Hi-Hi !

...in which case Abu will have something to add.
Great fun but watch your punctuation...you only wrote two sentences
Best,
tectak