Don't tell me Happy Father's Day

[Brownlie]

Happy Father’s Day

I was a father once,
until my ex-wife and the courts took
my girls away.

The court said, they don’t need
your presence, they just need
you to pay.

My ex-wife who was turning them
into amoral sluts said, "Just hand over the money, --Maybe add some details. "Amoral sluts" sounds a bit misogynistic especially in relation to "girls."
you've nothing of worth to say.

It's just like turning a trick,
so make it quick, dump your load,
and have a nice day."

I was a father once, now I’m just a
John who pays to get screwed, so don’t tell me, -- Well, you did have a pun in here.
“Happy Father’s Day!”



–Erthona



©2011-14

Seems facetious. In that case, the amoral sluts can be pretty funny. Thanks for posting.