Are you a Dactyl?

[abu nuwas]

Ha, Abu, I heard this the other day and and thought of you, it's catchline is practically cretic:

God is great, beer is good, people are crazy. (He does sort of swallow that zy.)

So flattered that you thought of me, when hearing a song about people being crazy. Maybe if it could just be 'peeps are nuts' it would be more content in the elusive cretic brigade? Might ruin the song of course. (NB. No smutty double-entendre -- is this a first for the Pig?)