They rhyme in my accent too 
I enjoyed this quite a bit, and although it could benefit from an edit for purposes of meter it does mostly bounce along with a good solid rhythm. There are some wonderful profundities and the characterisations are nicely done. I'm not sure if it's just me, but that last stanza does sound quite a bit like the old lady's a cannibal...
hmm.
Enjoyed, thank you.
PS Love the pun in the title
I enjoyed this quite a bit, and although it could benefit from an edit for purposes of meter it does mostly bounce along with a good solid rhythm. There are some wonderful profundities and the characterisations are nicely done. I'm not sure if it's just me, but that last stanza does sound quite a bit like the old lady's a cannibal...
hmm.
Enjoyed, thank you.
PS Love the pun in the title
It could be worse