Americans Will Always Laugh (ready made)

[Carousal]

We will not always laugh, only the first time.

AA does not work in Russia because being a drunk is still a perfectly acceptable thing to be. In the US we try to abolish everything do to our background in the Puritan religion. Of course only it only causes the thing you are trying to abolish to become more expensive, thus supporting a culture of organized crime, but hey, it's the thought that counts! Of course I won't mention we got the Puritans from the UK

Dale

Yeah we kicked the Puritans out 400 years ago, give or take a few years. let’s face it they were a pretty miserable bunch. But be fair we also gave you the English language which you assassinated, Rounders and Netball, both gentle games for young maidens and Rugby, one for the Macho's. None of which you couldn’t resist fucking about with. World Series, my arse.

What did we get in return? KFC and poxy Line Dancing.