Hecko

[Erthona]

I said dirg once, but being Southern Baptist,
my mother made me strip naked
and she swabbed me with soap
and vinegar between the cheeks.
It was suppose to stop me
from using those type of words.
It just made me go underground,
but I had to cut that out as a
tunnel I had dug collapsed on me,
and I nearly suffocated to death,
so I guess it worked in the end.

I knew somebody's stepmom
but she didn't like me either,
but not for long, cause it
wasn't long enough of course
I didn't like Frankie either as
he was such a poser,
he never learned to play with himself
so he was always coming over and wanting me to play with him.
But he never really wanted to play,
he just wanted an audience to ohh and ahh
over whatever new shoes he had gotten.
He never played basketball in them,
cause he didn't want to scuff them.
I will say I liked Tucker with his one eyed car,
too bad about the dog though,
reminded me of a cat I once had
lunch with Bobby before he quick
doing tailpipes and got himself married.
I never could answer that question,
what did Tennessee, someone told
me it was Arkansan, but that can't
be right cause that's where Bill Clinton is from.