Hecko

[Erthona]

I didn't have a girl like that once,
although everyone else did.
Her name wasn't Stacy, it was Meera.
I didn't come home one night
and there was lizards all over my door,
it made me mad, so I yell
"what the Hecko!"
Meera said, do you want to see my tape?
I said, if you think it will stick.
We've been stuck ever since.
It burns calories, so it's a good way to lose weight.
we lost so much, that now we're like pieces
of a bleached aeolian harp
banging in the wind.
It's a tangled existence, but life could be worse,
she could have been a dog!
I never asked her age, but now it's too late,
I don't have a mouth to ask,
and she doesn't have one to answer.
So it's true, I guess, what they say,
too much sex can kill you!
It did me, I can't speak for Meera,
but neither can she.



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