NaPM April 2 2014

[Keith]

Mouse trap


Mmmm,
nice cheese said Mrs Mouse,
nibble nibble,
Mr Mouse said he agreed,
this for me is the place to be.

But wait, what’s that?
cranking of cogs and then a slap,
this shouldn't happen should it ?
that boot just kicked the bucket.
Look there!
a ball is coming down the stairs.
Stand back!
its racing down the track.
Oh it’ll be grand,
it’s stopped at the pole with the weird hands.
Wait a minute?
There’s a bath tub and a balls fell in it,
(Sorry I just farted, aww did you have too)
Yes! Because the ball has fallen through, (dramatic gasp)

Hello Mrs Mouse….erm hello, who’s that (she said from the corner of her mouth)
Hello Mr Mouse…..erm hello, no idea (he said from the corner of his mouth)
Why is he dressed like that?
Who me, I’m Dave the diver,
do you like my shorts
they only cost a fiver
I’d love to stay for a bit
but the balls about to hit
watch this for a random back flip;
Jeronimooooooo echo, echo , echo.
He landed with a splash (splash)
Its time we made a dash (which way)
we’ll never escape that falling trap (too late)

Well Mrs M; it looks like the end,
behind bars again( he takes her in his claws)
I’ll carry you through this darkest night,
take flight to fields of dimming lights,
to dance inside our delicate dreams.
And I too my lover
shall starve without your every breath,
among the scent of summer flowers,
to kiss with you in morning showers.

(ok you can put me down now, put me down they've gone)

Oook; well that was fun, what shall we do now,
We could eat the rest of this cheese
What do you think?
Yea, why not?
It would be rude not to I suppose,
Yea it would be rude.
Do you think we’ll ever get out of here?
I guess so.
Woa, can you feel that in your cheeks?
It's seriously strong cheese that is,
Oh yes I’m getting it too,
hee hee its making me smile
Ha ha I’ve got cheese sweats.