03-28-2014, 02:51 AM
One of the few limericks I have actually written down for a girl (the titular Ilene); I read it to her once and she laughed and called me a soppy cunt... I love it when a plan comes together
There once was a girl called Ilene
There once was a girl called Ilene
Her eyes were as bright as a dream
She looked so divine
When she'd had too much wine
But she swore like a fucking marine
There once was a girl called Ilene
There once was a girl called Ilene
Her eyes were as bright as a dream
She looked so divine
When she'd had too much wine
But she swore like a fucking marine