03-18-2014, 08:25 AM
My girlfriend said her parents had gone out,
I checked my breath and drove off in a flash,
but on my way I started to have doubts,
I ‘d used up all the rubbers from my stash.
Chemist could you please just take my cash,
some durex maybe three hopefully four,
then off I sped the car was truly thrashed,
around the back sneaked in the open door.
Now the moral is I should have sent a scout,
because in I burst my body to the fore,
I’d stripped so quick my prowess out to flout,
her mum and dad with mouths upon the floor.
I checked my breath and drove off in a flash,
but on my way I started to have doubts,
I ‘d used up all the rubbers from my stash.
Chemist could you please just take my cash,
some durex maybe three hopefully four,
then off I sped the car was truly thrashed,
around the back sneaked in the open door.
Now the moral is I should have sent a scout,
because in I burst my body to the fore,
I’d stripped so quick my prowess out to flout,
her mum and dad with mouths upon the floor.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out