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[rayheinrich]

I have a difficult time demoting "jumped".

Worry not, there's no need to burst any more neurons;
just take a jump back and let the limerick do its work.

There's nothing on any god's earth that a limerick can't
(and with devilish glee) debase, degrade, debauch,
defile, despoil, and just plain lay waste to any atomically
tiny scintillic shred of worthiness possessed by any
object (sentient or otherwise) within a seven mile radius
of said whatever we were talking about before the limerick
got a-hold of us.