02-27-2014, 02:24 AM
In 23 years I've noticed more affluent
families have less food in their fridge.
The only man I've seen pull
off a fedora is Pharrell.
People on Facebook are often pictured
doing things they like,
holding babies and awards.
The only thing I ever like or hold is alcohol.
I also want to eat acid when Facebook asks
questions it already knows the answers to.
Do-it-yourself anything can eat me.
I hate IKEA.
But the thing I hate most is seeing you.
You give us that seasoned stare and
I hope you all swallow a chode
and it crawls back up your throats
only to spatter cum out in front of you while
you're walking and you shit yourselves scared,
slip on semen and crack your heads open
with that short fat cock tickling your uvulas until you
all bleed to death on an open freeway,
writhing and crying for God in your own feculence.
Because the only thing worse than an idiot,
is a stubborn one with a fucking mic.
families have less food in their fridge.
The only man I've seen pull
off a fedora is Pharrell.
People on Facebook are often pictured
doing things they like,
holding babies and awards.
The only thing I ever like or hold is alcohol.
I also want to eat acid when Facebook asks
questions it already knows the answers to.
Do-it-yourself anything can eat me.
I hate IKEA.
But the thing I hate most is seeing you.
You give us that seasoned stare and
I hope you all swallow a chode
and it crawls back up your throats
only to spatter cum out in front of you while
you're walking and you shit yourselves scared,
slip on semen and crack your heads open
with that short fat cock tickling your uvulas until you
all bleed to death on an open freeway,
writhing and crying for God in your own feculence.
Because the only thing worse than an idiot,
is a stubborn one with a fucking mic.
I'll be there in a minute.