Confessions (a sonnet)

[ThePinsir]

Sorry I haven't posted any critique in so long. I haven't written at all lately
I'll try to be a bit more active.

Anyway, I'm about to submit a sonnet to an anonymous board, and I'm posting it here first so I have a time-stamp and verification that is in fact MY sonnet...just in case anyone tries to take credit for it.

Confessions

Writing a sonnet for you crazy fucks
is tougher than I ever thought it'd be.
You're twisted, sick and seldom seem to see
the fact that your confessions fucking suck.
Depressed and scrawny never-lifting schmucks
complaining that the girls won't take the D
and crying little bitches constantly
awaiting Christian hicks with stupid trucks.
So now I say it's time to usher back
the glory days of this confession page
when once we witnessed legendary feats!
So get your best friend's girl into the sack
then piss in her shampoo to bring the rage!
Now go, you cunts! Happiness to your sheets!

Trucks is getting to be popular idiom

Haha! I bet lol. This confession page (for a Louisiana University) has a lot of girls who always post "Where are all the good, country boys at!?" So the truck bit isn't toooo much of a stretch here