"- So, lunch is on me then ! -"

[ellajam]

Hi, Obadiah, welcome.

I enjoyed this, especially "slice o' succulent wallet" and "sauteed sweetbread". You might want to consider a change of break in L3.

Thanks for posting, a fun though bitter read.

lips suitably pursed, pinkie raised
to the correct angle,
she sits and sips the last dregs of
life she's squeeezzed outta me-
a fitting accompaniment
to the thick slice o' succulent wallet
she's so elegantly carved out of my ass.

Dripping with greenback,
for those blessed with perfect diction,
her lawyer comments on the tenderness
of my sauteed sweetbread,
"hummmm a little stringy,
but ever so nourishingly juicy".
as he pours the remnants of my self esteem on to his final bill...